7 Useful Tips From Experts In Birthday Funny Quotes.
~ Author Unknown
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Remember this - very little is needed to make a happy life.
~ Marcus Aurelius
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
~ Author Unknown
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
~ Charles Schulz
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
~ Don Marquis
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
~ Bob Hope
First, you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.
~ Branch Rickey
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years of experience.
~ Author Unknown
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
~ Larry Lorenzoni
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
~ Jennifer Yane
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
~ English Proverb
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny
Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind.
~ Alexander Pope
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
~ William Shakespeare
Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.
~ Anonymous
Whatever with the past has gone,
The best is always yet to come.
~ Lucy Larcom
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
~ Bishop Richard Cumberland
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.
~ Margaret Fuller
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.
~ Robert Lynd
There was a star danced, and under that was I born.
~ William Shakespeare
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
~ Georges Clemenceau
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
~ Sophie Tucker
Cute Funny Birthday Quotes
When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.
~ Blair Sabol
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
~ Jean Renoir
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
~ Coco Chanel
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
~ Ethel Barrymore
We are always the same age inside.
~ Gertrude Stein
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
~ French proverb
At twenty years of age, the will reign; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
~ Benjamin Franklin
